Named after a suburb of Sydney, Australia, a Cabramatta is the act of taking a dump (preferably runny rather than hard) into an emptied soup can. Traditionally, meat and bean soup is used. The can is then re-sealed and either:
i. placed on a supermarket shelf;
or
ii. snuck into a nemesis or ex's larder.
The unsuspecting victim then opens the can microwaves a steaming bowl of shit, thinking it's a yummy soup.
Note: Cabramattar is a working class neighbourhood and as such has many small factories / workshops with the tools to re-seal cans.
i. placed on a supermarket shelf;
or
ii. snuck into a nemesis or ex's larder.
The unsuspecting victim then opens the can microwaves a steaming bowl of shit, thinking it's a yummy soup.
Note: Cabramattar is a working class neighbourhood and as such has many small factories / workshops with the tools to re-seal cans.
by SydneyKidd July 24, 2014
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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