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CableWanker 

The type of MF who has only one future, either to be a

electrician or a person that wanks of to cables.
¨Hello calle¨

¨Hi Oliver¨

¨have you seen Rasmus or Thor?¨

¨Yes, they are with Alfred and Eliott in the computer room. Probobly wnaking of to cables¨

¨ Ohh yea, i love CableWankers¨

- We chose to leave Måns out of this because he deserves a real man!
CableWanker by GodsMostLovedChild November 30, 2022

cablelisation 

To cable oneself or itself.
cablelisation of the nation.
cablelisation by Christine Reid April 15, 2008

Cableway Sutra 

The act of forming weird sexual positions whilst fixing a cable car. Performed by most cable car mechanics.
John - "whats Jim doing up there in the engine room"

Adam - "hes practicing the Cableway Sutra"

John - "that explains the extra grease"
Cableway Sutra by DudeFace6 March 6, 2013

Cablelessia 

The fear of not having the right cable, so one ends up with boxes and boxes of unused unknown cables.
Jody helped Stacey move the 3 boxes of electronic cables realizing her condition may actually be cablelessia.
Cablelessia by Marie Kakes May 24, 2025