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CableWanker 

The type of MF who has only one future, either to be a

electrician or a person that wanks of to cables.
¨Hello calle¨

¨Hi Oliver¨

¨have you seen Rasmus or Thor?¨

¨Yes, they are with Alfred and Eliott in the computer room. Probobly wnaking of to cables¨

¨ Ohh yea, i love CableWankers¨

- We chose to leave Måns out of this because he deserves a real man!
CableWanker by GodsMostLovedChild November 30, 2022

cablelisation 

To cable oneself or itself.
cablelisation of the nation.
cablelisation by Christine Reid April 15, 2008

Cableway Sutra 

The act of forming weird sexual positions whilst fixing a cable car. Performed by most cable car mechanics.
John - "whats Jim doing up there in the engine room"

Adam - "hes practicing the Cableway Sutra"

John - "that explains the extra grease"
Cableway Sutra by DudeFace6 March 6, 2013

Cablelessia 

The fear of not having the right cable, so one ends up with boxes and boxes of unused unknown cables.
Jody helped Stacey move the 3 boxes of electronic cables realizing her condition may actually be cablelessia.
Cablelessia by Marie Kakes May 24, 2025
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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