CUMmit suicide
"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.
CUMmit suicide by J-Man2323 June 3, 2010
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I will commit suicide
PLEASE DONT MANY PEOPLE WILL MISS YOU I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌺✨♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️💕💗💖💖 ☹️ YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL EVEN THO IT MAY BE HARD, KEEP FIGHTING YOU CAN DO THIS!
I will commit suicide by JustAwonderfulCatOnTheInternet May 6, 2021
commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head
commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head: saying something against the government. in reference to Gary Webb who was assassinated by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head for exposing the CIA hiring drug dealers to sell cocaine to raise untraceable funds and the fact that his death was ruled a suicide.
"I'm gonna commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head in a week but I don't care, Donald trump is a lizard person.
commit suicide by two gunshot wounds to the back of the head by gogos1073 December 13, 2020
I'm going to commit suicide
When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed
I'm going to commit suicide by Chronicpain July 27, 2022
Thinking of planning to commit suicide
I don’t have much reason to live. I don’t have much ambitions. I’m really bored and am frustrated. There’s just nothing that is doing it. Except for reading Nietzsche.
Thinking of planning to commit suicide. There is not much for me in this life. Illusion. I’ll just leave this worthless place and it won’t even matter.
Thinking of planning to commit suicide by Spatro February 27, 2021
YEETUS YITUS COMMIT SUICIDEUS
YEETUS YITUS COMMIT SUICIDEUS by SUICIDUS101 October 29, 2018
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