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Cumjunktavitis 

When a guy cums in your eye making it all red and swollen.
That dude caused me to have cumjunktavitis after he nutted in my eye.

I will need to see the doctor due to the cumjunktavitis I now have due to the rude actions of you shooting your wad in my eye.
Cumjunktavitis by Wawa1971 June 18, 2011
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cumjunctivitis 

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')
"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."
cumjunctivitis by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis 

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.
She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.
Cumjunctivitis by Mabeline April 22, 2008

cumjunctivitis 

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.
Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.
cumjunctivitis by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015

CUMjunctivitis 

When you are giving someone a blow job, and instead of graciously letting you know theyre about to cum, they shoot it in your eye, making your eye lid sticky, and turning it very red.
wthull dave, you gave me cumjunctivitis!
CUMjunctivitis by KATYLIZ April 13, 2007

Cumjunktivitis 

When you shoot a massive load of junk and land it right in a girls eye.
She better go see her optometrist, cause I gave her cumjunktivitis

Cumjunctivitis 

When a sexual partner is at the receiving end of a load of cum in his/her eye causing irritation of the eyeball.
Dude I was getting a blowjob off my mrs last night and exploded all over her face, her eye was dripping it’s now red raw she’s definitely got cumjunctivitis
Cumjunctivitis by Copper balls February 19, 2019
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