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Cementhead

A hockey goon, not good for much else besides questionable hits and ugly checks.
Did you see that cementhead Zdeno Chara check Vanek?
Cementhead by Adam Whistler March 25, 2008
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CementHead

To be so stupid people wonder if there is a brain in someone's head or just cement.
Friend: "Neil is such a cementhead he took a large potion before taking his mini's"

Jimbob: "HAHA I l wonder if his head is actually filled with cement."
CementHead by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018

CementHead

Someone who is so stupid you wonder if he has a brain or just cement in his head.
Jimbob: "HAHA Neil is such a cementhead he took his large potion before his mini's."

Ryguy: "HAHA what a cementhead!"
CementHead by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018

cementhead

1. a stupid person

2. a hockey player who is known more for being combative than for their athletic ability.
Perry was such a cementhead.

cement head 

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".
I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.
cement head by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007

Cemented 

When a person who has been cancelled gets cement poured into their ass as a punishment for being cancelled.
Jay got cancelled for racist remarks and now he’s getting cemented.
Cemented by SexyCashier69420 June 30, 2020

cementedaslur

verb; To fuck a slutty whore.
person 1: The kid was so lit last night that he cementedaslur without protection.

person 2: What a dork, you should probably get checked.
cementedaslur by thekid1102 July 6, 2011
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