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Cum curtain 

A curtain surrounding a bunk bed primarily put up in college dorm rooms to allow discrete cumming in bed
Zach saw Connor in a speedo and promptly put up his cum curtain to have a quick wank.
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Cum curtain 

When you have a sex session with your partner so many times and blow your load and they don't clean out. It creates a build of cum in front of testicles hanging down from dong, creating a cum curtain
Man we fucked so much I ended up with a cum curtain
Cum curtain by Rawdawgger 20 June 24, 2017
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CUM CURTAIN 

Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.
That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
CUM CURTAIN by mookie1868 October 15, 2023

Cum Curtains

Dude, I jizzed in her eye, but her fucking cum curtains blocked it!
Cum Curtains by branchzz March 18, 2021
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