Living with a roommate that wants to have weekend orgies in our college dorm and can't keep her bodily fluids on her side of the room.
That whore Maggie had a foursome in my room, and I needed a Cum Curtain just to keep the spooge on her side..
by mookie1868 October 16, 2023
Being conned by your children into allowing fake or nonsensical words to be used while playing Scrabble
My daughter was going to use the word 'quon' for a lot of points in Scrabble, but I didn't believe her. I must have been Byrded.
by mookie1868 November 12, 2018