CSCHELL

A word used to describe a fat fucking person. This specific fat fucking person has a steady diet of Mountain Dew and Chick-Fil-A. Much like a fat fucking homosexual, this type of person is very fucking fat, just not gay.

Some guy: Damn look at that fat fucking homosexual
Me: Nah bitch he ain’t gay he just a CSCHELL

by John McCaffity May 8, 2019

Dirty Cschell

When a man who resembles a CSCHELL rims your asshole then pours chick-fil-a lemonade down your back and shoves a chicken tender in your asshole

CSCHELL: Hey bitch I can’t get hard but I can give you a Dirty Cschell
Dumb Whore: What is that you fat bastard
CSCHELL: Wait and find out...

by MPETERCHS19 June 29, 2020

Getting cochelled

Something super insane happened to you and Kenneth swoops in and takes over. You immediately get overcame by the cochell and have to accept the fact you, in fact, have just been…cochelled.

Damn man… I can’t believe you’re getting cochelled right now.

by Kenny1238 January 15, 2023

CSchelz

The top Brutus, 2027’s sexiest man alive award winner, he woke up doing 90 in a 70 and he walks down Talbot everybody knows his name, even on Gateway, even Rothesay

Is that CSchelz? Wow, HE’S HIM

by TALKBOUTDAT October 22, 2022

getting cochelled

When a significantly older man deflowers a prepubescent boy.

Mom: Hey sweetie how was your math tutor Kenneth?

6-year-old: Not bad but I think I was getting cochelled. It hurts whenever I sit down…

by _Dominex_Kenneth_69_ June 4, 2023

Cochella

A gathering of rich white college kids with the intent of recreating Woodstock with embarrassing flower headbands and body paint. The music is usually of poor taste and for unknown reasons they make claims that this event changes their life in a positive way.

Allison isn't invited to this bomb ass party, she can take her spoiled ass to Cochella with that bullshit.

by WestBeezyBarney June 5, 2016

cochella af

Stoned or high on marijuana

Wow that guys cochella af

by Idgaffyfnb April 2, 2017