CSCHELL

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A word used to describe a fat fucking person. This specific fat fucking person has a steady diet of Mountain Dew and Chick-Fil-A. Much like a fat fucking homosexual, this type of person is very fucking fat, just not gay.

Some guy: Damn look at that fat fucking homosexual
Me: Nah bitch he ain’t gay he just a CSCHELL

CSCHELL by John McCaffity May 8, 2019

Dirty Cschell

When a man who resembles a CSCHELL rims your asshole then pours chick-fil-a lemonade down your back and shoves a chicken tender in your asshole

CSCHELL: Hey bitch I can’t get hard but I can give you a Dirty Cschell
Dumb Whore: What is that you fat bastard
CSCHELL: Wait and find out...

Dirty Cschell by MPETERCHS19 June 29, 2020

Related Words

CSCHELL • Dirty Cschell • Cochella • cochella af • cochella flu • CSchelz • Cãchelle • Getting cochelled

Getting cochelled

Something super insane happened to you and Kenneth swoops in and takes over. You immediately get overcame by the cochell and have to accept the fact you, in fact, have just been…cochelled.

Damn man… I can’t believe you’re getting cochelled right now.

Getting cochelled by Kenny1238 January 15, 2023

CSchelz

The top Brutus, 2027’s sexiest man alive award winner, he woke up doing 90 in a 70 and he walks down Talbot everybody knows his name, even on Gateway, even Rothesay

Is that CSchelz? Wow, HE’S HIM

CSchelz by TALKBOUTDAT October 22, 2022

getting cochelled

When a significantly older man deflowers a prepubescent boy.

Mom: Hey sweetie how was your math tutor Kenneth?

6-year-old: Not bad but I think I was getting cochelled. It hurts whenever I sit down…

getting cochelled by _Dominex_Kenneth_69_ June 4, 2023

Cochella

A gathering of rich white college kids with the intent of recreating Woodstock with embarrassing flower headbands and body paint. The music is usually of poor taste and for unknown reasons they make claims that this event changes their life in a positive way.

Allison isn't invited to this bomb ass party, she can take her spoiled ass to Cochella with that bullshit.

Cochella by WestBeezyBarney June 5, 2016

cochella af

Stoned or high on marijuana

Wow that guys cochella af

cochella af by Idgaffyfnb April 2, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026