Cochella

A gathering of rich white college kids with the intent of recreating Woodstock with embarrassing flower headbands and body paint. The music is usually of poor taste and for unknown reasons they make claims that this event changes their life in a positive way.

Allison isn't invited to this bomb ass party, she can take her spoiled ass to Cochella with that bullshit.

by WestBeezyBarney June 5, 2016

Cochella

Somebody that is cold and needs Sean van der Walt to warm her up

Eg. I am so cochella ryt now

by Vanderwalt June 4, 2016

cochella af

Stoned or high on marijuana

Wow that guys cochella af

by Idgaffyfnb April 2, 2017

cochella flu

the sickness everyone gets after coachella because they probably inhaled WAY too much dust.

damn that cochella flu gets me every year

by riding til i can’t no more April 21, 2019

Covchella

Large festival-like gandering with no social distancing, no mask wearing policy and large numbers of COVID-19 potential spread such as president ManKaren’s rallies.

Did you see Tulsa’s Covchella event last Saturday? Might as well cough in each other’s mouths at the entrance.

by 50ft Pchs June 22, 2020

coachella hangover

The feeling of extreme exhaustion and detachment from life during the days following Coachella. This is due to the three days of nonstop music, sleep deprivation, heat exhaustion, constant alcohol consumption and nonstop partying that occurs in the desert of California.

Dude, I slept for 16 hours after I got home from Coachella. I didn't even leave the house until Wednesday either, I had such a Coachella hangover from not seeing Arcade Fire and Foals anymore.

by firewoodjanke May 11, 2011

Coachella Fest Depression

The depression you feel after those three amazing days at coachella fest...

Oh he has coachella fest depression

by heeeeyguuuuurlheeeeeeeey June 24, 2011