CROFL

Crying Rolling On the Floor Laughing. An extension on to the commonly used term, ROFL.

This term is used when one's humour is so strong, ROFL will not suffice.

This term was not created by Aya Ahmad.

Kees: "We got 82 in our assignment"

Other: "We got 70"

Kees: "CROFL.. 70 is so inferior"

by AM7104 May 14, 2011

crofl

Short for "courtesy rofl". Used in the case where one is not actually engaging in the act of "rolling on the floor laughing", but either thinks something is either amusing enough to do so OR does not wish to offend by not laughing.

Person #1: Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? He had to buy a herring-aid!
Person #2: crofl

by Yeags August 22, 2006

crofl

similar to rofl, except with style.

Commando
Roll
On
Floor
Laughing

person one:
"why did the chicken cross the road?"

person two:
"er..."

person one:
"to get to the other side!"

person two:
"thats lame"

person one:
*crofl*

by catii June 28, 2008

CROFL

The same meaning as ROFL, the C is just added for style.

Mike: Yo man Johnl fell off his bike the other day and broke his arm trying to do a bunny hop

Nick: CROFL!!!

Mike: Whats the c in crofl stand for?

Nick: Its just there for style

by degenercy00 March 3, 2010

Bryony Croft

A major disappointment. Anything that sounds better than it is. Derived from descriptions of the area of Birmingham, England, which is widely considered to sound nicer than it is.

I waited many months for the coaching, and when it finally happened it was something of a Bryony Croft.

by DunnP January 2, 2022

a.j. crowley

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.

Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.

by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019