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creepjob
An individual whose entire being oozes a subtle creepy vibe, which might not otherwise be adequately explained or described.
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Creepytext
A text message sent repeatedly that is generally creepy and unwanted. Most of the time used by drunken college students. Usually a creepytext does not get a response and has a 70% chance of making you feel like a dick.
Ross was sending me creepytexts the other day and I just didn't feel safe
I sent like twenty creepytexts the other night and didn't get any back, I don't think I should go near her ever again.
I sent like twenty creepytexts the other night and didn't get any back, I don't think I should go near her ever again.
Creepytext by tyreeq shazom March 4, 2013
Creepycool
Creepycool by Mister Pencil April 3, 2008
Creepysexy
Sometimes things are undeniably a little weird/ creepy but for some reason that creepiness really turns you on. Its like you are freaked out by the existence of this thing about a person but that same thing is what makes you wan't to fuck them.
I read somewhere that Angelina Jolie likes to throw knives while she is having sex. She is creepysexy.
That drug dealer had a really weird eyebrow piercing but in a way it was kind of hot. He is creepysexy.
That drug dealer had a really weird eyebrow piercing but in a way it was kind of hot. He is creepysexy.
Creepysexy by dafeff July 27, 2011
creekjoe
creekjoe by SavageLlama1230 January 8, 2019
creepy joe
A word to describe someone who is
1) Always in photos he shouldnt be in
2) Always getting off with girls with boyfriends
3) Has long hair and dresses like he's from the 70s
1) Always in photos he shouldnt be in
2) Always getting off with girls with boyfriends
3) Has long hair and dresses like he's from the 70s
creepy joe by Davey S January 5, 2007
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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