I took my lover out for a some delicious indian food followed by a night at the Improv. Probably not the best idea because it left me with a embarassing situation of crapulence.
by LandG July 21, 2010
by kaosmoker June 01, 2020
by DrumLoud August 05, 2003
1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.
2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.
2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
by D Morris January 24, 2006
When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.
He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.
by Mike737 September 25, 2006
Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.
by kerspunk June 15, 2002