A messageboard thread in which a band's fans invade a messageboard in an attempt to defend their band from criticism poured on it by other users of the website.
Originates from a 'Craine' posting on Drowned in Sound website.
The 'Craine Train' has led to other phrases being made involving rhyming band names with methods of transport eg. 'We Could Be Giants Robin Reliants' or the 'urbnri Hyundai'.
1. The "Crane" style of martial arts.
2. Notable in the Karate Kid movie as the winning frontkick Daniel used against the Cobra Kai.
3. An electronic musician from Ventura CA.
1. I am studying the CRANE TECHNIQUE style martial art.
2. "If used correctly, no can defense." - Mr. Miyagi
A person so morbidly obese that they literally can not moveunless transported by machinery.
In the movie 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape', the kids are ashamed of their mother because she is so obese. So obese, in fact, that she is a crane fatty.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.