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Cotswold Cock
The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.
Cotswold Cock by Cotswold Connoisseur August 24, 2023
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COTSG • cosgrove • cotgrave • cotagonist • Cotswolds • Consgilwoddle • Cosgasm • Cosgraph • cosgrave • Cosgrove Catastrophe
cotgrave
A former policeman in Durham, on the run from the law after a drugs bust at Jimmy's house went wrong. He has style, wit, a gun, and a whacking stick. Don't get in his way, or you'll pay! Big time!
He has starred in many films such as "Enter the Cotgrave" and "The return of the copper who wants to kill for justice : a Cotgrave story".
It is generally beleived that at birth he was taken away from the hospital and thrown in a radioactive swimming pool and has super powers. Did I mention that? Yeah he can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. Also she shoots fire. Oh yeah, and he is super strong.
He is generally found at Jimmy's house where he beats up people he doesn't like such as stupid fags that are like "HAHAHA YOU USED TEH STANDBY GLITCH YOU NOOB!!". Cotgrave is a hero among men. He should have a day named after him, and also he should have a car which is like the Batmobile, but is called the "Cotmobile". Doodles sits on the back seat shooting out the window at passers by of course. Jimmy is in the passengers seat, and Vuvu...well I don't know where he is, lets just say he is on the "Val mobile" which is like the Cotmobile but less cool in many ways.
Anyway like I was saying, if you meet a man in the street with red eyes, a ripped shirt, fire breath, muscles, and wings, you will know that it is Cotgrave, and no matter how well behaved you have been, you have 20 seconds to live..
(If you're lucky)
He has starred in many films such as "Enter the Cotgrave" and "The return of the copper who wants to kill for justice : a Cotgrave story".
It is generally beleived that at birth he was taken away from the hospital and thrown in a radioactive swimming pool and has super powers. Did I mention that? Yeah he can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. Also she shoots fire. Oh yeah, and he is super strong.
He is generally found at Jimmy's house where he beats up people he doesn't like such as stupid fags that are like "HAHAHA YOU USED TEH STANDBY GLITCH YOU NOOB!!". Cotgrave is a hero among men. He should have a day named after him, and also he should have a car which is like the Batmobile, but is called the "Cotmobile". Doodles sits on the back seat shooting out the window at passers by of course. Jimmy is in the passengers seat, and Vuvu...well I don't know where he is, lets just say he is on the "Val mobile" which is like the Cotmobile but less cool in many ways.
Anyway like I was saying, if you meet a man in the street with red eyes, a ripped shirt, fire breath, muscles, and wings, you will know that it is Cotgrave, and no matter how well behaved you have been, you have 20 seconds to live..
(If you're lucky)
"Oh my god, argh! He is ripping my head off, with a fork! Raghagh!"
"What up, cotgrave. Please don't kill me".
And now for a role play, where cotgrave is undercover as a libarian..
Man: Hello, where do I return this book?
Cotgrave: Havn't you heard of the Dewey Decimal system?!
Man: No shut up!
Cotgrave : *pulls out sword*. You're fucked now, you stupid moron
Man: Noo, please don't kill me!
Cotgave: You know, up until now, I always wanted to kill a man like you....So goodbye!
*Kills*
THE END
"What up, cotgrave. Please don't kill me".
And now for a role play, where cotgrave is undercover as a libarian..
Man: Hello, where do I return this book?
Cotgrave: Havn't you heard of the Dewey Decimal system?!
Man: No shut up!
Cotgrave : *pulls out sword*. You're fucked now, you stupid moron
Man: Noo, please don't kill me!
Cotgave: You know, up until now, I always wanted to kill a man like you....So goodbye!
*Kills*
THE END
finger cots
Finger cots also known as finger condoms can be used in multiple ways. One way is to keep cuts covered like a bandaid, so it can avoid spreading diseases or infections. Kitcheners often use these after getting a cut. Another use for the finger cot is to assemble electronic devices. The most commonly referred use of the finger cots is to turn them into a substitue for a condom. Mostly used for fingering the vagina or anus. This does not however prevent the spread of STD's or herpes. Though it does have similarities to the condom the size is sustantially different.
"Honey before we ingage in sexual intercourse, let's have a little foreplay."
"Okay, make sure you have your finger cots with you."
"Oh I always do, now let's get freaky
;)."
"Okay, make sure you have your finger cots with you."
"Oh I always do, now let's get freaky
;)."
finger cots by The Sexual Bunnies July 1, 2008
Dum Cots
A cot is a Discord user that calls buses dum and think they are superior over bus and androids but in reality, cots are the dum ones.
Dum Cots by ForGetFulSkyBro February 3, 2021
Cots
Derz: “dude I woke up and Paul’s sister was in my bed..”
Ray: “cots bro, better hope Paul doesn’t find out”
Ray: “cots bro, better hope Paul doesn’t find out”
Cots by Kevinasneezaday November 27, 2019
cosgrave
cosgrave by donald trumpson October 15, 2008
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