COMFACB

Acronym for "Cream Of Mushroom Fat Ass Cellulite Bitch" - referring to a person whose name almost certainly starts with "A" and generally resembles a can of cream of mushroom soup that got sloppily dumped into a pair of shoes some time in the early 90's and has been continually rotting every since. Last name is almost certainly a type of breakfast protein. Said person only gets such grief based on physical appearance because their soul is dog shit and everything about them is ugly. (Despite having a relatively passable face I guess)

"Oh shit, COMFACB is calling, they must be out of drugs."

by Gods13thmouth August 27, 2023

comface

A quick and easy way to say "Communication Interface".

Dude, I really jacked up that multi-gigabit comface when I tried to instantiate Xilinx's aurora core. My wrapper don't know what to dooooz.

by forrestoff May 19, 2008

Comfable

So comfortable/laid back it looses a syllable.

These fuzzy pajama pants are so comfable

by Pierce Drake February 24, 2011

comfab

To shove dick up someone’s ass till it makes the scream

Bro I whould love to comfab now

by Fhdhehdu July 9, 2021

comface

A person/object/experience of highly comic value. See also com, nomedy and maaaaartyn!

Ahhh, that crippled child was comface!

by COMBOY! December 2, 2003

comfabled

another word for confused

this paper hasn't me so comfabled

by hdbejabajmtcwj t February 6, 2018

Comfactor

A mix between comfort and factor. Describes the comfort factor of your bed

EJ: Oi linguine, rate you bed on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of the comfactor of your bed.
Linguine: My bed would have a comfactor of 28!
EJ: Oh wow! Linguine, your bed has a lot of comfactor :0

by That_guy761 May 23, 2023