CMTFU 

Cracking me the fuck up

Dont make me laugh so hard, you are CMTFU!

CMTFU by Trevor Johnnn October 2, 2007

Construction Cutfuck 

When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.

I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.

Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.

Construction Cutfuck by Sakpat February 12, 2010

ctfu 

Cracking the fuck up *used online only*

Selena was ctfu when she read the joke on Google

ctfu by ___________________×__________ June 16, 2015

Catfucker 

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

cmtsu 

An acronym frequent in the parlance of those in the greater Philadelphia region to represent 'can't make this shit up'. In typical discourse, one interlocutor concludes a story of an interaction with someone of absurdly illogical yet stubbornly self-justified behavior by whispering on an exhale 'cmtsu...'. In standard call and response fashion, his fellow interlocutor will respond in sympathetic affirmation 'cmtsu...'.

Speaker: 'And that was it man, she told me it was fine for her to keep packing dingers but that when I did it it was just a sad effort to pretend I was back with the boys...cmtsu'
Friend: 'cmtsu...'

cmtsu by Dusty Fantana July 17, 2020

CATFU 

Completely And Totally Fucked Up

That idea is CATFU

CATFU by loco pingvin July 16, 2009

ctfu 

Cracks the Fuck Up. When laughing so hard you can hardly breathe.

When someone does or says something completly and utterly funny, ridiculous or stupid.

ctfu by lourdes April 25, 2005