Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.
A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this
clown being courtesy of
the man in question.
Named after the Mexican
marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.
"Ah, that stick seems to have found its
clown."
"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the
vibe. Do you want me to run to the
store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."