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1) A large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
"Honey, I'm gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen TV"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"
by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004

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1)a typo commonly made by those who rush to get to the "penis" entries to giggle like sissies at the 125+ definitions; synonyms include pebis, punis, penid, pines, etc.
let's loik up pemis in the dixtiomary
by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004

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to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire
Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown on fire
by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004

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1) A ghetto way to say "Master"
2) Accompanied by Yessa in the front, the appropriate way to say yes to an adult
Teacher: Get on the floor bitch!
Student: Yessa Massa!
by Thomas Hersh February 03, 2004

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