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-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female
"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
CLITRZ by Batrastard July 8, 2003
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(AKA Fat Pussy) middle aged looking frat god, who finesses sorority girls into sexual intercourse (every other semester). Many know him for his heroics on the titanic (;
Me: what’s up clitro?
Clitro: what’s up man?

Me: nothing much. Just heading to class.
Clitro: ahh man fuck class, come to the gym and finesse some girls with me.
Clitro by Bostonfuck May 19, 2018
Related Words

Clitrocious 

"I went down on Becky the other night"

"Oh yeah? How did it go?"

"It was terrible, her vagina was clitrocious! I almost threw up in her box"
Clitrocious by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

Clitrus Juice 

The acidic juices that flow from a womans vagina during intercourse.
I was eating Clara's furburger and she sprayed me in the eye with her clitrus juice.
Clitrus Juice by Dungaroo December 10, 2010

Clitrature 

term used to describe literature that contains porn like writing for ladies.
That 50 Shades book is pure clitrature
Clothes that go on ur clit clit clothes
“ Oh where did you get ur clitoze they are so sexy they make me wanna lick your clit so bad ”
Clitoze by Queen clitussy September 2, 2022
-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female


"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."
cltrz by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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