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CLFHE by DutchVan derLinde May 31, 2021
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Claherpagonasyphilaids

Every common STD. What you would want your worst enemy to catch.

Cla- = Clamidia
Herp- = Herpes
Gon- = Gonorrhea
Syphil- = Syphilis
Aids = Aids
Ex 1 :
Person A : I am so pissed right now.

Person B : Why?

Person A : Because! Ms. Jones gets on my damn nerves! She took my phone! I hope that bitch catches Claherpagonasyphilaids....

Ex 2 :

Person A : Ugh, here comes Sarah...

Person B : She is so slutty!

Person A : Hell yeah, she got Claherpagonasyphilaids! She holds NO boundries!
Clohe isthe name of a girl who is super sweet and funny, an alternative spelling of the name "Chloe." Clohe is funny and can put a smile on anybody's face.
Wow did you meet that new girl? She is so sweet and funny, her name must be Clohe.

Omg I wish I was Clohe!!
clohe by curvebuster July 12, 2016
I wish I was a Clohesy
Clohesy by dsfbejkbdzfk July 23, 2018
Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight
Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell
calfhead by Ben September 16, 2003
I don’t even know 💀 this gangster lingo is weird
“ She doesnt know what Clfhsu mean “

“ What a goofy goober fr “
clfhsu by DontWorryBoutAllat April 17, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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