CJOAB

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"Contemplating jumping off a building"
"Contemplating jumping off a bridge"
You get the fucking point

Henry: "What are you doing tonight?"
Bosco: "I'm at my in-laws for Passover dinner. We've been reading some pamphlet for two hours. I'm CJOAB."

CJOAB by fugazzi21 September 13, 2018

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cloab

a very genuine and great overall person

Dude, Devon is such a cloab.

cloab by CLOAB LOVER April 18, 2018

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CJOAB • COAB • choaber • Choaby • Cjoblin • cloab • cloabbatot • Coabella • coabfc • Coableible

COAB

Internet talk, short for Christ On A Bike.

"Hey, Bernard, look at that fool"

"COAB"

COAB by JJP770 July 29, 2009

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choaber

Crude word for a penis.

Bloody hell, did you see the size of that guy's choaber? It's a fucking whopper!

choaber by Oi oi! June 28, 2017

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coabfc

Choke on a big fat cock

"COABFC"

coabfc by Mac O Kay November 23, 2016

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COAB

Meaning Cunt Off And Bleed

Hello you spack, Just COAB

COAB by stav June 6, 2005

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cloabbatot

An adjective I made up. It’s defines as a gay yearning for a cottage to cuddle in with a book on-hand with their cat while sipping warm tea and watching the rain fall.

You know, I’m feeling very cloabbatot today.

cloabbatot by cloabbatot June 24, 2020

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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