CJOAB

"Contemplating jumping off a building"
"Contemplating jumping off a bridge"
You get the fucking point

Henry: "What are you doing tonight?"
Bosco: "I'm at my in-laws for Passover dinner. We've been reading some pamphlet for two hours. I'm CJOAB."

by fugazzi21 September 13, 2018

cloab

a very genuine and great overall person

Dude, Devon is such a cloab.

by CLOAB LOVER April 18, 2018

COAB

Internet talk, short for Christ On A Bike.

"Hey, Bernard, look at that fool"

"COAB"

by JJP770 July 29, 2009

choaber

Crude word for a penis.

Bloody hell, did you see the size of that guy's choaber? It's a fucking whopper!

by Oi oi! June 28, 2017

coabfc

Choke on a big fat cock

"COABFC"

by Mac O Kay November 23, 2016

COAB

Meaning Cunt Off And Bleed

Hello you spack, Just COAB

by stav June 6, 2005

cloabbatot

An adjective I made up. It’s defines as a gay yearning for a cottage to cuddle in with a book on-hand with their cat while sipping warm tea and watching the rain fall.

You know, I’m feeling very cloabbatot today.

by cloabbatot June 24, 2020