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"Contemplating jumping off a building"
"Contemplating jumping off a bridge"
You get the fucking point
Henry: "What are you doing tonight?"
Bosco: "I'm at my in-laws for Passover dinner. We've been reading some pamphlet for two hours. I'm CJOAB."
by fugazzi21 September 13, 2018
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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