Conniving Evil Bitch:
A person who is constantly plotting or scheming against you.
A person who repeatedly attempts (and succeeds) to humiliate you in front of your peers.
A person who is constantly plotting or scheming against you.
A person who repeatedly attempts (and succeeds) to humiliate you in front of your peers.
That CEB in my 4th hour told me we were all going to do a dance at the end of our performance of Don't Stop Believing, but she ONLY told me. Resulting in me looking like an idiot.
by Beepi July 26, 2010
Man 1: Did you see Tiffany, man? Damn!
Man 2: Yo, she's a genuine CEB. Ain't no surgery or slapping upside the head gonna fix that.
Man 1: Word.
Man 2: Yo, she's a genuine CEB. Ain't no surgery or slapping upside the head gonna fix that.
Man 1: Word.
by LPooo November 28, 2007
Acronym for Council Estate Bitch. Typically seen pushing their prams through council estates (hence the lovely fit arses from all that walking, can't afford cars, see).
Usually seen sporting track suit bottoms, white trainers, tight top, fag and baby/babies. Age range from 16-25.
Usually seen sporting track suit bottoms, white trainers, tight top, fag and baby/babies. Age range from 16-25.
by *.*.* July 16, 2003
Shortened version of ceebs, which is a shortened version of CBF, which is a shortened version of Can't Be Fucked, which is a shortened version of "I cannot be bothered one bit".
One ceebs ceebing, so one cebs.
One ceebs ceebing, so one cebs.
Steve - Hey bra.
Harry - Sup yall.
Steve - Not much. Cebs.
Harry - Cebs life?
Steve - No. Cebs you.
Harry - Oh.
Harry - Sup yall.
Steve - Not much. Cebs.
Harry - Cebs life?
Steve - No. Cebs you.
Harry - Oh.
by Travis the Chimp April 13, 2009
by drnimrod April 20, 2019
by Zeke Swedenborg December 06, 2003
Cebs means that someone can't be bothered doing something. It is an abbreviation of ceebs, which is an abbreviation of C-B-F (which means Can't be fucked).
by Slicksville April 14, 2009