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Conniving Evil Bitch:

A person who is constantly plotting or scheming against you.

A person who repeatedly attempts (and succeeds) to humiliate you in front of your peers.
That CEB in my 4th hour told me we were all going to do a dance at the end of our performance of Don't Stop Believing, but she ONLY told me. Resulting in me looking like an idiot.
CEB by Beepi July 26, 2010
Related Words
CEB 'cebo cebu cebolla Cebrail ceba cebause Cebrina cebastian Cebbie
Man 1: Did you see Tiffany, man? Damn!

Man 2: Yo, she's a genuine CEB. Ain't no surgery or slapping upside the head gonna fix that.

Man 1: Word.
CEB by LPooo December 27, 2007
Acronym for Council Estate Bitch. Typically seen pushing their prams through council estates (hence the lovely fit arses from all that walking, can't afford cars, see).

Usually seen sporting track suit bottoms, white trainers, tight top, fag and baby/babies. Age range from 16-25.
CEB by *.*.* July 16, 2003
Pronounced, "sehb jay," or "see bee jay" if irony is intended. A closed eye blow job. Usually indicates that the recipient of oral sex either

1) Is completely enthralled with pleasure, or

2) Is completely turned off by the ugly whore whose mouth salivates on his penis.
Faceless bastard #1: "Dude, it totally went ceb-j last night."
Faceless bastard #2: "Was she that good?"
Faceless bastard #1: "Not really."
Faceless bastard #2: "Oh. Sucks."
Faceless bastard #1: "Yeah..."
*pause*
Faceless bastard #2: "You'd better get that checked out."
ceb-j by vinman11 January 6, 2008
"because" in Dennis' language in Hotel Transylvania 2
"Cebause I'm Batman!"
cebause by AmoebaPseudopodium December 20, 2016

cebruthius 

a word that mc loma uses in her songs for some reason. comes from those hilarious bluetooth speakers in brazil that say "the bluetooth device is ready to pair" but it's heavily accented and distorted so it sounds like she's saying "cebruthius."
e aê, dg? escama só de peixe, uaai!! CEBRUTHIUS!!!!!
cebruthius by juliethesaint February 5, 2018