Mythical
beast that lives in the dark corners of Romania; has fangs,
furry brown hair, and no opposable thumbs. It carries around a wooden meter
stick known as the "cunestick" which it uses to beat romanian gypsies. It teaches physics as a part-time job.
Cunebacca: BRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR .... feeeeezzzeeeecks