The best sport in the world which involves launching a ball to someone from a cone, and them catching it with another cone. The first one to get injured loses.
A male, typically late teens/early twenties, who thinks he knows everything about cinema because he has seen one Tarkovsky film. He can often be heard discussing his adoration for auteurist geniuses such as Christopher Nolan and Alejandro González Iñárritu. Additionally, he just can't stop talking about how much of an impact Jaws and Star Wars had on his childhood.
"God, Birdman was a spiritual experience for me. So much to say about the repressed artist."
A fake pedofiliac screen name made up for a funny skit at the 2006 Emmy's openning number.
Conan O'Brien goes into a house looking for help to get to the Emmys, and supposedly, it was a luring house for child predators that were set up by John Larson and his crew. They showed the skit like it was really on the NBC special, "To Catch a Predator." Then they revealed Conan's "screen name," conebone69. Conan gets nervous and runs out of the house and walks onto the Emmy's stage.
Mythical beast that lives in the dark corners of Romania; has fangs, furry brown hair, and no opposable thumbs. It carries around a wooden meter stick known as the "cunestick" which it uses to beat romanian gypsies. It teaches physics as a part-time job.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.