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an acronym, it stands for Controling Asshole Polish Nazi.

It is used as a nick name for one person and one person only, all others are imposters.
CAPN was being an asshole last night. Everything anybody did had to be under his control. I can't stand him, that nazi pole.
CAPN by CAPN November 9, 2004
When an attractive lul baddie makes excuses for not sliding to a guys house when she say she finna slide.
Aye Jonni? You ever talk to Kai about last nite?

Nah...why should I? All her capn be getting anoying.
Capn by No_capn November 28, 2021

Capn' and Captain 

The cereal Capn' Crunch with spiced rum Captain Morgan instead of milk. Crunch Berries are optional. This is also known as the white person version of pouring a 40 oz in your cereal.
I was having a bowl of Capn' and Captain so they didn't let me drive home.
Capn' and Captain by Mai PKMN October 25, 2009

capn' crunch 

a tasty cereal which leaves joy and happiness inside your mouth.
That Capn' Crunch was off da hook.
capn' crunch by Officer Reppert November 5, 2003

capn crint 

A extremely weird person who likes to lick penis and shove his feet up his asshole
Clint salter is a capn crint...
capn crint by aaaassssddddd January 22, 2010

capn cashed 

the universal jewish superhero for stoners everywhere, capn cashed always saves the day with his amazing toking powers.
for other pothead superheroes, see bluntman and chronic.
unsuspecting citizen: "my bowl is almost done, but i'm not sure if its cashed or not."
capn cashed: -lowers sunglasses- "don't worry, ma'am/sir. capn cashed is here to save the day."

citizen: "my bowl is clogged dude.. maaaayn"
capn cashed: -blows out the bowl with intense lung power, chunk flies out- "just your friendly neighborhood capn cashed!"
capn cashed by nicole bulte June 21, 2008
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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