Cage Monkey
A system administrator who works in a datacenter.
Cage Monkey by AjiraKimberly April 1, 2009
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Gorilla in the monkey cage
Refering to someone who will/can put the beat down on everyone in site. 2. Someone thats laid back but when needed or required will straighten some shit out.
After Jon realized what she had been doing behind his back, he told Denise; "Your messin' with the Gorilla in the monkey cage".
Gorilla in the monkey cage by Patrick L. August 23, 2006
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Monkey cage
A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.
Monkey cage by wildbill001 May 24, 2009
Monkey in the Bird Cage
Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.
Monkey in the Bird Cage by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019
monkey bastard in a cage
Person 1: Man! How are you ?
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
monkey bastard in a cage by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023
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