A system administrator who works in a datacenter.
by AjiraKimberly March 31, 2009
A girl in a bikini with a stray pubic hair popping out the side or top. Like a caged monkey with an arm reaching out of a cage at the zoo.
You are getting ready to go to the pool for the first time in summer. Your wife puts on her bikini and still has her Winter bush. You notice a stray pubic hair that she did not tuck in. You tell her "You look great, but you have a caged Monkey"
by Nagger Lover February 02, 2014
When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.
"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!
by DJ-RT August 12, 2008
A sex possition both of the legs are broken and the guy uses household trash to pleasure the woman until the ambulance arrives.
by wildbill001 May 25, 2009
Refering to someone who will/can put the beat down on everyone in site. 2. Someone thats laid back but when needed or required will straighten some shit out.
After Jon realized what she had been doing behind his back, he told Denise; "Your messin' with the Gorilla in the monkey cage".
by Patrick L. August 17, 2006
when u shit on someone in fortnite
your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn
by Garbage kid February 19, 2021