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Certified Nurse's Bitch. It's a Certified Nurse's aide who works in a hospital and the nurses are having him/her do everything, including simple things, when the unit is super busy.

Generally, it's the lazy nurses who don't want to do the easy work (i.e. retrieve water for a patient)
Nurse Betty is told by a patient that she wants some water. Instead of Nurse Betty getting it, she tracks down Danny and asks him to get it. Danny tells Sheila "I'm not a Certified Nurse's Aide anymore, I'm a C.N.B!" Sheila asks "What's C.N.B.?" Danny tells her "Certified Nurses bitch!"
C.N.B. by CNA Who is a PAW May 12, 2009
Words you can keep
Cock and Balls

Used by the inhabitants of Austrey and Dordon, Marc, Jack, Sam, Jamie and Gareth. use this word to descrice a penis.

Vefy commical when used on another mans coursework...
"Why the hell is there a c'n'b on ma work!?!"
"I had the urge to draw a dick farm"
C'n'B by suoiveD April 9, 2008
CnBT otherwise known as “Cock and Ball torture” is a form of male pattern-baldness in which the hair directly on the back of your neck begins to shed.
“Man, you’ve got a serious case of C.n.B.T!”
C.n.B.T by jw_lkr June 16, 2021

f.c.n.b. 

free crib, no bitch....when yourhome alone and you have no girl to fuck
my parents arent home some...i wish i had a girl to have sex with but i dont so i have a f.c.n.b....fuck my life
f.c.n.b. by jmac74747 August 1, 2009

I.H.H.A.C.O.Y.B.I.K.T.I.C.N.B.W.Y 

I have had a crush on you but I know that I can never be with you
Can you explain I.H.H.A.C.O.Y.B.I.K.T.I.C.N.B.W.Y to me.

c.b.n.b. 

Allistar, you are a c.b.n.b.
c.b.n.b. by ? October 9, 2003
Negro By Choice. A white person who is married to or dates a black person.
Mary is a pretty white lady who likes dating black men which makes her an N.B.C.
N.B.C. by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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