TIMJB1's definitions

sillyboy harness

A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.

Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.

by timjb1 January 10, 2008

dumpster pirate

A scavenger who will rummage through your trash cans looking for recyclables or anything of value. A trashpicker.

Those damn dumpster pirates were here again and they made a huge mess digging though the garbage in our shitcans!

by TIMJB1 November 28, 2007

Nigger Trigger

A special button on a Polaroid camera used for company ID photos that you push when you take a picture of a dark person so that the lens will adjust and will enable a clear image.

Make sure you push the nigger trigger when you take the picture of a brother, otherwise the picture will be ruined.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Ko-Tex

A Korean person from Texas.

Wun Hung Lo is originally from Korea but resides in Texas, that makes him a Ko-Tex.

by TIMJB1 May 1, 2007

cowboy killers

Marlboro Cigarettes. Cigarettes. Tobacco

Uncle Bob died of lung cancer, those cowboy killers got him.

by TIMJB1 September 22, 2006

Jewish Jukebox

A cash register or money box.

At Christmas time the Jewish merchants are the happiest when they are playing the tune of sales ringing on their Jewish Jukeboxes.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

Dry Martinez

This is a Mexican man who has had a vescetomy.

Ernesto is now a Dry Martinez, he can't knock up any more of his putas since he got his vescetomy.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006