C-RAT

an ugly ass bitch

Josh- ima beat your ass at recess today C-RAT

by straight white male May 5, 2010

c-rats

Short for "combat rations".

"Snake, lookit your rations! You will not be able to use frozen C-rats!"
-Colonel Campbell in MGS, if you contact frequency 140.85 while equipped with frozen rations

by Dave March 28, 2004

c-rations

Combat Rations

Otherwise known as MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.

"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

c/d ratio

chick/dick ratio
the number of girls divided by the number guys in party/outing/group

guys like it more than one.

guy A: Dude do u wanna go hiking tomorrow, a group of friends from work are going.

guy B: what's the c/d ratio?

guy A: more than one

guy B: I'm there!

by barneystinsen March 19, 2011

cratsuli

1. A creature that is at the bottom of the pecking order in Kazakhstan.

<Borat>In my country, it goes God, man, horse, dog, woman, Rat and then little cratsuli.

by Ghost February 5, 2005

veal crates

Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.

Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.

Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.

by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010

Moon Craters

Cottage cheese dimples on a big flabby butt.

Dude, your mom has a new little swimsuit that shows way too much skin.

Sick...you can see her Moon Craters from outer space!

by Kobe K Tizzle May 25, 2011