C.R.U. 

C.R.U. stands for Cinematic Reality Universe. Used to refer to the every day life of you and your group of friends/council, as if every individual person had a TV show about them. (think Truman Show) When you and a friend meet up, its a special guest appearance. Every 24 hours would be considered an episode unless a special event occurs.

Usually their are other friend groups, and when two groups collide, that is considered a crossover episode.

Jesus: Hey bro wanna meet up on thursday?
Adrian: Yea! The C.R.U. has been needing a crossover episode.

C.R.U. by Official C.R.U. Member October 29, 2019

C.R.U.M.P. 

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

C.R.U.M.P. by VRnomore April 27, 2010

C.U.R.T.I.S. 

Co-Operative unit reinforcing telling in society, originated by Camron dissing 50 cent

That guy is a C.U.R.T.I.S. tellin on people

C.U.R.T.I.S. by Mr.Marcus May 21, 2007

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

C.U.R.T.I.S 

Cooperative unit reinforcing telling in Secrecy

Translation- A Snitch

Named after Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson originated by Camron

That nigga is a C.U.R.T.I.S. always tellin on people

C.U.R.T.I.S by SCeezy May 8, 2007

F.U.C.R.

n. (definition) 'Fat upper cockal region.'
pronounced 'fucker'; the male counterpart to the FUPA AKA Twatgut

"Dude's F.U.C.R. was so large, he probably hasn't seen his dick since he spulunked through his mama's meat curtains."

F.U.C.R. by Mike & Holly October 28, 2008

A n d y M a r c u s 

A synonym for "perfect".

I could never grasp the meaning of "perfect" - until I met Andy. Suddenly, the definition fell into place, and my breath was taken away each moment I spent with him.

Perfection is not attainable. Unless you're A n d y M a r c u s.

A n d y M a r c u s by Ana For Andy March 23, 2013