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Bitextual 

When you are in a text conversation with someone, and you suddenly find yourself in 2 seperate conversations with the same person.
Bobby texts:Are you going to the parade?
Susie replies:Yes I am marching with the band
Bobby Texts:Great, I'll keep an eye out for you, what instrument do you play?

Susie delays her response, meanwhile Bobby texts: Hey Susie, what is the last thing you had in your pussy?
Susie(Replying to the previous question) replies; The Flute

This is an example of a bitextual conversation creating some confusion!!

By the way, Susie goes on to reply :Your brother's cock!
Bitextual by AJets December 16, 2008
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byte my ass

What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.
Byte my ass you disrespectful little techie cretin!
byte my ass by Dr Bunnygirl October 26, 2019

innocent bytexter

Person who unwillingly is included on a group text that blows up.
Last night I was a victim of a driveby volley of texts that I had no interest in. I hate being an innocent bytexter. Next time I hope they leave me off their lame back-and-forth texts.
innocent bytexter by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

byte shaman 

A computer geek whose programming skills are far beyond ordinary; almost magical in a way.
Person 1: I have a virus on my computer that I can't get to go away.

Person 2: I'd take it to Dwight. He's a byte shaman when it comes to viruses.
byte shaman by hurdlemaster13 January 27, 2010

bytecode 

When you compile a java program, javac.exe poops out a bytecode file with the extention .class
the bytecode can be run with the java virtual machine
bytecode by <* >< December 5, 2004

kiss me, then byte me 

phrase designed to arouse a response from your adorably-geeky lothario/lolita who might just have a fetish for biting.
Girl, interrupting her boyfriend's attempts to download the latest Linux distro, "Oh boyfriend." She brandishes her neck with a devilish glint in her eye, "I'd like you to kiss me, then byte me".