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18th century slang for a child born out of wedlock.
As well as having a daughter with his wife, Ben Franklin fathered a by-blow by another woman. (This is true).
by-blow by Libertine October 2, 2005

blow-by-blow

1. (adj) Highly detailed (us. in reference to a chronicle of some sort)

2. (n) A blow-by-blow account.
1. "My brain is full; I've had enough of your blow-by-blow accounting."

2. "I hooked up with this hottie at the party. Let me give you a blow-by-blow."
blow-by-blow by inthespacesbetween November 24, 2009

blow-by-blow account

"I heard some bad shit went down at the part. My friend gave me a blow-by-blow account."

blow by blow 

means to give or receive blowjob.
"Julie came over this weekend and gave me the blow by blow"

"I gave him the blow by blow"
blow by blow by Niggawut? December 16, 2004

Bamboozled by her blow hole 

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.
I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave
The foul smell of a fart that has gained momentum by passing by a turd before exiting the rectum. Usually accompanied by a prairie dog. Scent is thick, heavy, and smells like shit, rather than gas.
Ashleigh, is that blow-by I smell?
Blow-by by Dr. Duty September 5, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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