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A sad and unfortunate event when a male ejaculates a combination of blood and seaman. The event is rare and usually catastrophic requiring the man to attend immediate medical attention
Girl: Your cum looks like a combination of mayonaise and ketchup.....
Man: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Girl: Thats disguisting, your bleeman got all over my tits!
bleeman by clark2112 January 1, 2007
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A booger that a man stuffs into his peehole to pressurize his cumshot.
That bweeman was so sticky, I nearly blew her face off.
Bweeman by Bone heavy April 16, 2014
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Bleedman 

A Phillipeno artist who made himself one of the most well known artists on Deviant Art.

He is also known for making 4 different webcomics on Snafu-comics.com. A shortlived Kind of Fighters Doujin, Grim Tales from Down Below, Sugar Bits, and his most famous: Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi, or PPGD

Both PPGD and Grim Tales combine several universes of animated Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows.

His reputation is split. His fan base is fiercly loyal, while those who dislike his work probably do so primarily because of the frequent use of pantyshots on the 8-13 year old stars of his comics. The fan base tend to try and ignore it...
Quit being an ass! Bleedman's art and story telling is great!
Bleedman by Sten D September 12, 2010
Did you see all the bleemen on that zombies forehead? That was a crucial Bleemen shot!
Bleemen by Drunky McFaceplant April 22, 2007

bleedman 

Bleedman, he's like, THE GUY on Deviant Art.
Really, check him out. He's... the bleedman.
bleedman by Crane Moon July 27, 2006
One with an ethinic originality of African American and German.
Joe: That black chick is HOT!!
Bob: No dude, thats a Blerman.
Joe: A What?
Bob: Ya know, a black german.
Joe: Oh! Well, SHES ^&*%(& HOT!!!
blerman by Trowa_Strife January 14, 2006
During anal intercourse, the ejaculate (semen) mixes with their partners anal blood.
Blood + semen = Bleemen
Bleemen by Tony the Technician July 25, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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