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Barmp
"Barmp" is a a Newfoundland term which is synonymous with "(to) honk your horn" and any other such variations of the word. Often times, however, the word is associated with being angry, so you may only "barmp your horn," if you were experiencing a bout of road rage.
Barmpot
Police sergeant- What does he look like?
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
Barmpot by Random Stooge May 28, 2018
bwarp
The noise a car fitted with an induction kit makes under hard acceleration.
Add a "Tish" (as in BwaaaAAARRRRP TISH) for a turbo car fitted with a dump valve.
Add a "Tish" (as in BwaaaAAARRRRP TISH) for a turbo car fitted with a dump valve.
bwarp by BristolDave May 25, 2009
bwarming
The art of sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with your trousers still on, to warm the seat prior to baring your naked ass to have a poo
Dude, make sure you give that toilet seat a good bwarming before you use it. Man, it's freezing this morning; I think I lost a layer of skin and a good few ass curlies
bwarming by radishford December 20, 2019
Bwampf
The luncheon of cucumber sandwiches, jellies and champagne was proceeding smoothly when above the ambient chatter could be heard what sounded an abrasive trumpet blast as Mr Glab had lifted his leg and cranked out a garrulous ‘bwampf’.