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Barmpot
Police sergeant- What does he look like?
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
Rose- He looks distinguished
Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot
Barmpot by Random Stooge May 28, 2018
bwarp
The noise a car fitted with an induction kit makes under hard acceleration.
Add a "Tish" (as in BwaaaAAARRRRP TISH) for a turbo car fitted with a dump valve.
Add a "Tish" (as in BwaaaAAARRRRP TISH) for a turbo car fitted with a dump valve.
bwarp by BristolDave May 25, 2009
bwarming
The art of sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with your trousers still on, to warm the seat prior to baring your naked ass to have a poo
Dude, make sure you give that toilet seat a good bwarming before you use it. Man, it's freezing this morning; I think I lost a layer of skin and a good few ass curlies
bwarming by radishford December 20, 2019
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