Bwarmp 

A noise that I created, it means freedom, being free of everything

Bwarmp!
(Sniffs clean air and feels free)

Bwarmp by anonymous June 28, 2023

Barmp 

"Barmp" is a a Newfoundland term which is synonymous with "(to) honk your horn" and any other such variations of the word. Often times, however, the word is associated with being angry, so you may only "barmp your horn," if you were experiencing a bout of road rage.

"Buddy just barmped his horn at you!"

"Why do you keep barmping your horn?"

Barmp by Breex2 December 6, 2011

Barmpot 

A foolish, silly, deranged or stupid person

Police sergeant- What does he look like?
Rose- He looks distinguished

Onslow -He looks like a barmpot.
Police sergeant- Can you narrow that down a bit? Does he have any distinguishing features?
Onslow -He was carrying a bucket and spade. Daisy- He was going to the seaside.
Police sergeant- With his bucket and spade....
Onslow- I told you, barmpot

Barmpot by Random Stooge May 28, 2018

bwarp 

The noise a car fitted with an induction kit makes under hard acceleration.

Add a "Tish" (as in BwaaaAAARRRRP TISH) for a turbo car fitted with a dump valve.

I can't wait until I've fitted that turbo! Bwarp Tish!

bwarp by BristolDave May 25, 2009

bwarming

The art of sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with your trousers still on, to warm the seat prior to baring your naked ass to have a poo

Dude, make sure you give that toilet seat a good bwarming before you use it. Man, it's freezing this morning; I think I lost a layer of skin and a good few ass curlies

bwarming by radishford December 20, 2019

Bwampf 

Fart sound.

The luncheon of cucumber sandwiches, jellies and champagne was proceeding smoothly when above the ambient chatter could be heard what sounded an abrasive trumpet blast as Mr Glab had lifted his leg and cranked out a garrulous ‘bwampf’.

Bwampf by Noa Lee October 16, 2021

barmpf 

A silly sound a cat makes

What sound does a cat make? BARMPF!

barmpf by Barmpf February 25, 2018