bwarming

The art of sitting on the toilet for a few minutes with your trousers still on, to warm the seat prior to baring your naked ass to have a poo

Dude, make sure you give that toilet seat a good bwarming before you use it. Man, it's freezing this morning; I think I lost a layer of skin and a good few ass curlies

by radishford December 20, 2019

bearmingo

A cross between a bear and a flamingo.

The tall, skinny legged bear was, in fact, a bearmingo.

by i'm websta' June 25, 2010

Barming

The act of fleeing from a situation where one feels threatened by the act that is taking place weather that be a fight or a smoking session in which the involved feels fear from the effect of the smoke and usually bats away the smoke.

Josh - Thats enough for me guys, Im going to bed.
Joe - What a Barming barmer

by Rbarm09 August 8, 2009