A Buzzlord is a being, typically human, which exhibits buzzy - i.e wierd and funny characteristics or sentance construction. Buzzlords ussally like to party, are found at festivals and generous with their party supplies. Buzzlords are seldom quantitative people, often bad with all things numerical and known for their outlandish stories from their or their friends lives. Typically recasting themselves in the central role of such narrative. A Buzzlord never lets the truth get in the way of a good story.
Marcus is such a Buzzlord, he told me a story of being caught by the police outside a school while high and offering to help said police find the perpatrators of being in the school. Of cource he was the perpatrator. All while he had tin foil pigtails in his hair.
by Zelfdestruct February 24, 2019