buyer 

A form of entertainment that is so amazing, it is worth buying to appreciate again.

(Finishes watching movie)
"Wow! That is sooo a buyer!"

buyer by Typical Teenager March 9, 2008

buyer's remorse 

when one buys an item and feels regret about the purchase soon thereafter. while buyer's remorse is normally restricted to expensive purchases that have probably busted the buyer's budget, this sentiment can also occur when a person buys a totally useless and inappropriate item.

This is not to be confused with winner's curse.

Karl: Chris has a serious case of buyer's remorse coming up pretty soon.

Ryan: Really? What makes you say that?

Karl: He just bought a silly ass Dontrelle Marlins jersey just bc it costs $30. Wait until he realizes that instead of buying something that will only make him look stupid if he ever actually wears it, he could have just saved; that dude loves saving money.

buyer's remorse by his majesty the king April 29, 2008

Buyer's Remorse 

That feeling you get when you realize that the person you voted for in the last election was an even bigger disaster than the one they replaced.

Watchingwhat the new presidentdid to the country during his first week in office, many Americans immediately developed buyer's remorse.

Buyer's Remorse by THX1180 March 12, 2021

Buyer Humor 

Any uninteresting conversation that pertains to: TRP Levels, Rep Firms, Prime Ratings, Makegoods, Added Value, Ratings Books, Rankers, Bump Rates, or Weddings.

Buyer Humor by JH March 12, 2003

Buyer's Right 

The beer left in the pitcher after 3 pints have been poured is deemed buyer's right. That is, they can lay claim to the remaining beer.

Trevor claimed buyer's right and finished up the the pitcher

Buyer's Right by peterpan2323 August 25, 2009

buyer's remorse 

The phenomenon of girls with low self-esteem who jump into bed with men (or women) they barely know, then afterwards are so filled by regret and disappointment and loneliness that they in some way try to justify their behavior by claiming that they were taken advantage of and didn't make a conscious personal choice.

"Well why did you sleep with him/her if it makes you this upset? Didn't you want to?"
"I...I don't know if I wanted to...I feel like I was taken advantage of."
"That's buyer's remorse bitch."

buyer's remorse by alohamora November 2, 2008

Buyer's Premorse

The feeling of regret experienced when purchasing a product but BEFORE the individual makes the purchase. (Similar to Buyer's Remorse but happens beforehand, not after the fact.)

I've got a bad case of buyer's premorse and am going to complain about the Kickstarter product before I've even experienced it.

Buyer's Premorse by Asking For A Comrade May 2, 2022