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Bisexual Hands 

Playing with a girls tits while finger banging your own bunghole
Zakke couldn’t get enough with one hand, so he used his bisexual hands
Bisexual Hands by CrazyJ72 June 4, 2018

bisexual hands 

a person with bisexual hands will hit anyone regardless of their gender. In this politically correct bullshit world it's good to know that some men are still willing to hit their wives
Hit his wife and her brother, thus proving he had bisexual hands
bisexual hands by bread infection October 21, 2005

These Hands bisexual 

This a quote by Noah Rug
These hands bisexual, they swing both ways
These Hands bisexual by noahrug December 18, 2022

my hands are bisexual 

It's means that the person will fight both boys and girls. aka both genders.
Girl: Who the fuck think you taking to you?!

Boy: You ugly, my hands are bisexual i'll beat ya ass fuck you mean.

Or it could be the other way around.

Bisexual With My Hands

When a person is able to use one hand to perform certain tasks but favors their other hand to perform others. Those who identify as bisexual with their hands are neither right or left handed though they do not qualify as ambidextrous as they aren’t comfortable using either hand to perform a task.
Person: “Woah! You’re a lefty?!”
Me: “Actually, I’m bisexual with my hands meaning I might write with my left hand but my comfort level using my left hand to perform other tasks varies”

hand bisexual 

When one can use their left hand and right hand with equal or near ability. In other words your hands go both ways. AKA "ambidextrous"
I sprained my right thumb, luckily I'm Hand Bisexual and can still write, draw and throw.
hand bisexual by AwkwardLoser January 20, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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