Buttspeak 

Talking out of your arse. An update on George Orwells' "newspeak" from the book 1984. Primarily used in reference to the growing use of Artificial Intelligence chatbots to think for us when writing such things as homework.

Hence, Chatbutt as a synonym for Chatbot.

Teacher: " ... that homework is a load of buttspeak. . . "

Buttspeak by NS268 May 15, 2025

buttfreak 

An individual who has a strong affection and attraction towards butts, usually in a sexual manner. Most buttfreaks are biological males who are instinctual drawn to the glorious sight of the varied shapes and sizes of the female butt. Most may occasionally be mistaken for a pervert.

My girlfriend slapped me today because I couldn't stop looking at some hot body butts while we were at the pool. It's hard being such a buttfreak.

buttfreak by Cornsonthehouse July 18, 2023

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

surprise buttsecks by the real rick james December 7, 2005

buttseck 

One unit of anal sex.

what is the conversion of meters to buttsecks?

buttseck by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

buttsecks 

Anal Love

y helo thare buttsecks? LOLOL!!!11!!1

buttsecks by Digga June 22, 2003

buttsecks 

Humourous way to say anal sex. Usually used in a joking manner.

LYKE OMG IT WAS A P4LN 4 TEH BUTTSECKs!!!1

buttsecks by YD June 19, 2005