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the occurrence of a man farting, accidentally or otherwise, on a close friend who is also male.

While playing the fast-paced action video game, Halo Reach, Carlos failed to score the game-winning frag for his team, as he was distracted by Todd's pestilent buttqueef.

Buttqueef by haha yeah lol February 21, 2011

Words you can keep

Buttqueef

The act of farting but only after your gay lover has deposited a massive load of dick butter in your rear garage.

I had such a stinky buttqueef after Ralph pounded me to pieces last night.

Buttqueef by Bustahym3n February 27, 2021

Related Words

butt queef • butqueef • butt queer • Butt Queen • buttsqueeze • butterqueef • Buttsqueezer • battyqueef • buqueef • butqueer

buttsqueeze

Another word describing Grope Hug and Squeeze the Charmin ,focussing on squeezing anothers ass orbuttcheek.

Dude, i saw a buttsqueeze in a P.D.A. today. Those two should get a room!

buttsqueeze by Dragonman September 1, 2008

butt queef

A fart that sneaks out the front. This phenomenon usually occurs while seated. The fart gets trapped in the butt cheeks and slowly makes it way out the front instead of the back. A slight tickling sensation may be felt as the air bubble makes it's journey from anusville through grundle town.

Steve: Damn Gina, Did you just queef? It smells a used diaper filled with Indian food!
Gina: No, that was a butt queef! I tried to sneak a fart out and it came out the front. I guess that curry slurpee was a bad idea!

butt queef by The1andonly November 16, 2007

butt queef

Unlike a fart, it is the release of air trapped during anal sex.

ffppptt

Joe "What was that?!?!?"

Joyce "You're fucking me in the ass so hard I butt queefed, keep going!!!"

butt queef by Ivanov rednalo July 11, 2010

buqueef

similar to the common vaginal "fart" or "queef"... BUT (no pun intended) is different in the fact that it is expelled from the anus rather than the vagina.

Timmy pulled his cock out of Johnny's ass and was surprised by the expulsion of air between Timmy's cheeks...
"I swear it wasn't a fart, it was just a buqueef."

buqueef by Karissa, Nick, Lacey and Jacob May 31, 2009

butqueer

one who doesn't meet the expectations of society; one who has committed a foolish act or acts cocky or douche-like

Luke is such a butqueer. He didn't pay me my money back for two weeks already.

butqueer by ribgriller November 8, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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