Buttquake

The ripples that propagate across the female hindquarters caused by the rhythmic spasms of orgasm.

Me: OMG! That was a 6.5 buttquake!!
Her: of course, you made me cum so hard I queefed at a frequency that can only be heard by dogs!

by Doug E. Stile October 18, 2018

Buttquake

Noun. The ripple effect you receive while having doggy style intercourse or slapping a hoe's ass.

I was banging Sheila the other night from behind and she had some epic buttquake.

by 1337x1 October 19, 2011

Buttfucker3000

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.

Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.

by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021

ButtFuckery

ButtFuckery means bullshit

wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank

by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.

Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?

by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019

buttpucker

Something so thrilling that you feel it in the pit of your stomach and your anus puckers up, too.

Have you ever gone skydiving? It's a real buttpucker!

by Mica M December 23, 2007

Buttfuckery

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

by Orion79 July 3, 2011