Buttense 

When someone is so tense they clench their butt.

Johnny was buttense because yesterday he played GT:NH all night instead of studying for today's math exam

Dammit, I can't fuck Jessica in her ass, she is buttense from that stupid horror movie we watched together!

Buttense by Koro6einik March 28, 2024

buttersex 

When butter is used as an aid in the sexual intercourse process and/or foreplay

Buttersex is when butter is being used as a lubricant, sensual oil or can be placed between the partner's chest to reduce friction

buttersex by 5tarfish June 13, 2006

butterself 

Variation on the term "butterface." Refers to a woman who is beautiful on the outside, but ugly on the inside, i.e. everything about her is attractive, but-her-self.

Yeah, she looks good, but she's a real butterself.

butterself by dpmerline February 14, 2014

buttersexual 

Having strange sensation when looking,eating,talking about, spreading,cutting, rubbing butter against face, listening to the exotic buttersong.

Also an inuendo

I am butter sexual

I have a buttersexual

buttersexual by Buttersexual November 18, 2016