Buttcram 

The art of putting way too much stuff into your rear end.

A name you can call someone who likes putting things up their rear end.

"You are a master of buttcram"

"Oi! Buttcram!"

Buttcram by Rich T July 16, 2006

Buttcrap 

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.

Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!

Buttcrap by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

Buttcrap 

The end all be all wagecuck. Commonly found driving their corolla to work, or shitposting on discord.

Buttcrap: I'm sorry honey, I can't take you out to dinner tonight. That $20 meal would be $40 if I invested it in S&P
Girlfriend: You're acting like a real Buttcrap!!

Buttcrap by Dave Ramsey April 1, 2021

buttcrack coolidge 

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

buttcrack coolidge by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

Buttcrack of dawn by Blake November 11, 2002

buttramp 

(noun) Someone who loves anal sex so much, they'll bend over for any willing dick, regardless of circumstances. These people are also frequently dubbed asswhores, anal-whores, and politicians.

"Jon is such a buttramp! I saw him bent over, grabbing his ankles, and taking the captain of the football team's meat sword in his ass."

"Christa is a buttramp! The Owner fired her and the Department Manager when he caught them having anal sex in the office yesterday during lunch!"

buttramp by Chief of the Okhrana January 11, 2014

buttcracker 

fucking good sex, that cracks your butt, but not psychically

my boi, tyrell, he a buttcracker

buttcracker by baybee gurl May 29, 2004