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Buttshoes 

Shoes for your butt. Come in all different styles and sizes. They are capable of being strapped on around the waist with the soles facing the location at which the person will sit. Buttshoes are a brand new innovation that will someday be the latest fashion craze.
Joe: Hey dude, what are you doing?

Connor: Just strapping on my buttshoes so I'll be ready for to watch the game tonight.

Joe: Are you gonna sit on your girlfriend's face with them later?

Connor: You know it!
Buttshoes by SHADYSTARMEL16 December 14, 2013
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The most common type of rock climbing photo. Your climbing partner takes a photograph of you leading the most awesome pitch of the most fantastic climbing route and since she is below you, all she gets in the image is your butt. Common in climbing gyms too.
Billy photographed me climbing that spectacular 5.12 overhanging offwidth "Bloody Elbows" and all he got was a buttshot.
Buttshot by danquo September 5, 2013