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Butt ringer 

A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.
Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.
Butt ringer by O'smama March 1, 2009
Words you can keep

butt ranger

one who lusts after guys asses
that butt ranger would love to stick his pole up your ass

butt ranger

A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.
I tried to have this conversation with a butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.
butt ranger by boosietolemedeydykin September 18, 2009

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit
my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass
Buttfingers by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

Buttfinger 

It is when a person takes their finger and inserts it into another persons or their own butthole. It can used in a sexual sense or simply as a greeting to one of your friends. It is used when stimulating of the anus is necesary but you don't want to get poop on your dick.
adj. : Hey buttfinger boy come over here.
verb. : yeah dude im totaly going to buttfinger her tonight.
Buttfinger by KcoopZ January 29, 2010

stinky ass buttfinger 

The smell of the finger used to twirl and give anal relief for an itchy asshole.
After Bob got anal relief for his itchy asshole by twirling his middle finger his butt, his girlfriend Sarah commented on the offensive odor from Bob's stinky ass buttfinger...
stinky ass buttfinger by K-Krunk November 1, 2017

buttranger 

one who squeezes butts regardless of previously knowing the person

pronounced Berangér
"She just pinched that artsy guys butt"
"yeah shes a buttranger"
buttranger by A.Chang666 September 10, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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