Butt ringer

A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.

Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.

by O'smama March 1, 2009

butt ranger

one who lusts after guys asses

that butt ranger would love to stick his pole up your ass

by MAJOR BUTT RANGER March 3, 2003

butt ranger

A gentrified lesbian that maintains a constant state of irony no matter the context. Said persons usually only associate with ONE person: either a much fatter Butt Ranger or a homosexual black man. Activities include: watching "Daria", blogging about how much they hate progress, pretending to like noise music, riding fixed gear bikes, drinking shitty beer, shaving their heads, growing testicles, and feigning bitterness over a time when they were once STRAIGHT to mask the fact that they have no point of reference. EVER.

I tried to have this conversation with a butt ranger yesterday, but all she did was watch boys don't cry in men's underwear and practice not smiling at pictures of straight guys.

by boosietolemedeydykin September 18, 2009

Buttfingers

someone who scratches their ass and then their fingers smell like shit

my husband has buttfingers after he scratches his ass

by yourcrazy April 25, 2006

Buttfinger

It is when a person takes their finger and inserts it into another persons or their own butthole. It can used in a sexual sense or simply as a greeting to one of your friends. It is used when stimulating of the anus is necesary but you don't want to get poop on your dick.

adj. : Hey buttfinger boy come over here.
verb. : yeah dude im totaly going to buttfinger her tonight.

by KcoopZ January 29, 2010

stinky ass buttfinger

The smell of the finger used to twirl and give anal relief for an itchy asshole.

After Bob got anal relief for his itchy asshole by twirling his middle finger his butt, his girlfriend Sarah commented on the offensive odor from Bob's stinky ass buttfinger...

by K-Krunk November 1, 2017

buttranger

one who squeezes butts regardless of previously knowing the person

pronounced Berangér

"She just pinched that artsy guys butt"
"yeah shes a buttranger"

by A.Chang666 September 10, 2009