Butt Cough

When you're standing over a putt and are unable to hold a fart in. Much like an uncontrollable cough.

As Joe Witterall stood over the 3-footer to win the Penn-York league golf championship, he was unable to hold in his butt cough, causing him to lip out the putt.

Butt Cough by The Definition Maestro February 11, 2010

Butt cough

When you do not want anyone to know you farted.

"Hey Joe did you just fart?"
"No man, my ass has a cold and just butt coughed"!

Butt cough by Rasty67 January 27, 2013

butt-cough 

a.k.a fart

baldur: 'quit butt-coughing, it makes me horny.'

jeremiah: 'sorry, i had asparagus last night and i can't stop butt-coughing.'

butt-cough by asianhoochie February 22, 2010

Couch Butt 

when a couch potatoes ass has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.

#1 OMG....look at that ass!!!! It is HUGE!!

#2 Yeah, look at that couch butt.

#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.

Couch Butt by ZipItGood April 1, 2011

Couch Butt 

This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.

That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.

Couch Butt by Mr. Homophobia June 30, 2023

Buttough 

A pale imitation of manliness, encompassing deliberate ignorance, and rigid adherence to tradition. Often results in firmly entrenched "Institutional Stupidity."

The COB's buttough attitude is a direct contributor to me getting out.

Buttough by Haggis_Lives! March 6, 2010