Butt Snorkeler 

The act of one's face being so deep in a woman's butt that a snorkel is needed to breathe.

A brand that makes sick clothing (buttsnorkler.com)

I turned into a butt snorkeler after eating Lexi's ass for over 20 minutes.

Butt Snorkeler by The White Kim Jong Un April 26, 2020

butt snorkeler 

1. A person who is way, way beyond an ass kisser, to the point they need a snorkel to breathe.

1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.

butt snorkeler by Mad Max9991 October 6, 2016

Butt Snorkeler 

A person that is soo flagrantly gay that you don't need to see brown on their nose to see that they are gay.

Look at that Butt Snorkeler! Give him a napkin for his brown nose...

Butt Snorkeler by Johnny Reality July 5, 2018

Butt Snorkeler 

Species of obsequious and sycophantic acolyte with no sense of self-worth and an outstanding desire to please the powerful.

As a butt snorkeler he had his head so far up his leader's arse that he needed a snorkel to breathe

Butt Snorkeler by Argus Tuft 2 August 13, 2022

Butt-Snorkel 

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

Butt-Snorkel by John Went January 15, 2014

Butt Snorkeling 

Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!

Gregg Goings was butt snorkeling again at lunch today.

Butt Snorkeling by Therickman December 17, 2003

Butt Snorkeling 

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

Butt Snorkeling by Chris October 21, 2003