Butt Muppet

Some one being lead around while being anally fisted.

My boss is trying to make a butt muppet out of me

by wilc December 21, 2008

butt stuff muppet

One who while intoxicated flops around on the dance floor with absolutely no control, must be supported by another person to function, just like a 'muppet' also has a hankering for getting stuffed in the butt.

Butt Stuff Muppet *clap clap clap clap clap*

by brodunk February 1, 2017

buttpuppet

Someone who is a complete fucking moron.

My X James is a total buttpuppet.

by Bambi September 12, 2004

buttmuppet

A person being fisted.

She's hot but kind of kinky. I made her my buttmuppet last night.

by Slick April 20, 2005

buttmuppet

(N) An undesirable person: (N)a puppet on the ass of somebody and it flops around as they fart

Let's play Buttmuppet!

by Slappy-Tack March 11, 2005

buttpuppet

A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.

Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.

by Jim Inman August 23, 2006