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butt jousting

The act of two men. Both men have dildos sticking out of their assholes fighting for the dominate male to have leisurely consensual sex with the lovely madien.
Jake I shall win this duel of butt jousting with my shining vibrating dildo to have the best sex with this woman.
butt jousting by sexy_sara21 October 16, 2013
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Butt Jousting

Ass Fucking.
It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.

Butt Jousting

When u jab ur penis in a girls asshole
Olga: U like ass play?
Chaz: yeah I’ve been know to dabble in some butt jousting
Butt Jousting by Fuckthatnoise October 14, 2021

anal jousting butt pirate 

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.

Buttjusting 

Adjusting your butt in your chair while gaming or streaming.
"gimme a sec, buttjusting a bit"
Buttjusting by PhilosoPhoenix August 2, 2016
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