Butt Itch

That itch you can't get out no matter what, no matter how hard you itch. Most people would do anything to get rid of the itch. See deadly itch.
Joe: ARRRGGHH!
Frank: What are you doing?
Joe: IT ITCHES!
Frank: What itches?
Joe, now dragging butt on ground: MY BUTT!! Make it stop!!!
Frank: Looks like you got a case of Butt Itch.
by under 9000 May 02, 2009
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Fatal Butt Itch

A condition where you itch your anal cavity aggressively until a blood clot builds up. Death may occur
How did little Timmy die? -He died from a fatal butt itch.
by Dean Gullburry December 17, 2014
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