Butaw

useless, dumb

Damn... Brian J is so butaw

by urlocalgoodjao March 24, 2018

buttwumpus

n. A person SO lazy, they think having fun takes too much effort to be worth it. Buttwumpi can't even be bothered to play video games or channel surf. Surprisingly, most are thin, as unlike couch potatoes, they are too lazy to eat much.

"You can 'just sit there' at the club, too, but at least there you'll get a lap dance while you're at it! Don't be such a buttwumpus!"

by Zotmeister August 10, 2008

Buttweave

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people

Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.

by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013

buttweevils

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.

Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

buttwhippet

when a guy cups his hand in his pants to catch his fart so he can smell it

I mean everyone loves there own scent, but doin a buttwhippet is a little much. Don't you think?

I heard Alex does buttwhippets in the shower...

butt
fart

by kingofclassic May 14, 2011

Butato

Butato another word used to describe mash potato potato

Slang for mashed potatoes

I had butatos last night fam

by Wellsy and LeeBoy July 7, 2020

Buttwink

A buttwink is when a person flexes their anal sphincter, causing their anus to visibly contract, effectively "winking" with their asshole. Buttwinking can be performed as an obscene gesture, or in a sexual context it can be either a sign of affection or a greeting.

To buttwink, simply use the same muscles used to defecate to flex your anus.

This act should not be confused with mooning (merely exposing your anus) since buttwinking is considerably more rude.

As Sensei Doug walked to his dojo, the rude employees of a strip mall store lowered their drawers, pointed their behinds towards the window, and contracted their assholes to buttwink at the passing martial artist.

by Sensei Doug December 6, 2017